“I keep my life on a heavy rotation”

’shitttttttttt shit shit shit shit I’M $#%$#^ LATE AGAIN!!!’

*has flashback of promising not to be late again*

So I finally arrive some fifteen minutes later, a large chunk of the class mind you, slowly making my way up the seemingly endless flight of stairs and arrive at my destination.

The doorway resembled the very gates of Hades itself, and as I gripped the iron handle, my hand sizzled in pain but I ignored the pain and entered, the bliss of the AC was like an enigma to my body.

Lo and behold my surprise when the figure I had expected to see with the eyes that could burn a guilt-ridden hole in your soul, blossomed into the utter hotness that is known the world over as the substitute teacher.

Damn she was hot, so hot that it took me few moments to realize I was in fact in the right room.

I should have taken my time with the in-class assignment but my pride got the better of me.

All in all, a great way to make a bad day into a good one.

picture taken  from here

For all the guys out there… don’t lose hope, GJDM

Something that I came across that’s somewhat enlightening…

Ben Affleck’s Best Performance

I laughed hard till my sides hurt.

things I learned and did

in the eyes of a professor shorts + flip-flop sandals makes me look like a hobo apparently

Women can in fact make men feel violated

en route to paying for my tuition fees, I made my friends wait for a half hour or so in the heat until someone I care deeply about left

My lower back area produces more sweat than the average mortal

transformers 2 consists of megan fox’s breasts bouncing up and down, down and up, and has racist connotations towards Arabs and Blacks and is essentially an American propaganda film for the army, cliched stuff really and that’s pretty much all there was to it…

regarding megan fox, I find her unattractive, she merely raises my testosterone levels due to biological factors but other than that, she, along with her toe thumbs, is ugly

Case dismissed.

Alpha Male

a beast

Dunya

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe’s The Sorrows of Young Werther

What are the odds?            

I no longer need to write an autobiography.

britain’s got talent – bewitching/greek dancers/methane man

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A post about yes.. women… I know right?  Ana malait ba3ad.

I think it’s interesting how a members of the opposite gender will pay more attention to one another in certain settings such as school hallways, and the workplace as opposed to more public areas like the mamsha, streets, malls, and the jam3iya for example.

Oh wow I laughed my ass off watching this

Family Guy, the best way to cheer someone up.